A great life lesson

"When life gives you lemons, force her to take them back! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Make life rue the day she thought she could get away with giving you lemons!" (Cave Johnson)

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A bright video screen shows images of blue sky on Tiananmen Square during a time of dangerous levels of air pollution, on January 23, 2013 in Beijing. (Feng Li/Getty Images)

But you see, Jan, you’re all messed up! You’re talking about real life and I’m talking about the movies. [x]

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Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?


The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

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Introspection Lucas

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The warm light of America…

I must go 



laugh and reblog here!!

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